are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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“Because I’m the heroes child that’s why.”
OMF. IM SO CAUGHT UP AND SO NOT CAUGHT UP AT THE SAME TIME. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN AND TELL ME THE STORY.
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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